MPM: S04/E22 - Frosty vs. Santa

Jack Frost | Santa's Slay - Hello everyone! We here at Motion Picture Meltdown hope your enjoying your Holiday season, and eating lots of shit to make you fat like us too! Here we are at week #2 of MPM's Month of Christmas. Unfortunately, Mark had some horse masturbating to do, so this week only Philip and myself get to roast two movies that can only be described as the the true meat and potatoes of what MPM roasting is all about. We podcast Jack Frost and Santa's Slay. In this episode, you'll hear things like  the do's and don'ts when it comes to doing wrestling moves in movies, how to make your own snowman killer from Hobby Lobby supplies, and that Bill Goldberg has to scare his children every night. Enjoy!

MPM: S04/E21 -Why's Christmas Gotta Be White?

Black Christmas | Black Christmas (2006) - Happy Holidays, Motion Picture Meltdownites! Welcome to our very first Motion Picture Meltdown: Month of Christmas! This year, Mark, Philip, and myself have decided to devote the entire month of December to Christmas movies! We promise to mix it up and throw in some good with the usual terrible. Each week will be a different part of the special month as we close out our Season 4. But don't worry, we aren't going to break, and are going straight into Season 5 due to all that time we took off last year! Anyway! To kick off our special month, we're roasting the original Black Christmas as well as the 2006 remake. In this episode, you'll hear the likes of distinguishing good classic horror from bad, comparisons with other classic 70's horror flicks, and wow...one of us even liked one of these movies. Enjoy!

MPM: S04/E20 - Happy Thankskilling....Again!

Thankskilling 3 | The Gingerdead Man - Happy Thanksgiving Listeners! We know we're a bit late, but we just couldn't leave out this year's special Thanksgiving episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! After all the delicious foods had settled, Mark, Philip, and Myself decided to roast Thankskilling 3, and The Gingerdead Man. Both of these movies were SO bad that we could barely sit through them. Luckily for you, we did, so that you can hear us bitch about them. In this episode we talk about shitty dubstep and techno, ripping off the South Park guys, Gary Busey's removable mouth, and how small serial killers just aren't scary. Enjoy!

MPM: S04/E19 - May The Force Be With You In Little Tokyo

Delta Force | Showdown in Little Tokyo - Hello Everyone! Welcome again to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're super Americanized in this podcast as Philip, Mark, and myself get our asses kicked by Chuck Norris and Dolph Lundgren as we roast Delta Force and Showdown in Little Tokyo. In this episode, we talk about Irish Catholic Jews, Liam Neeson, why mack-10's are army issued, "Hans" Lundgren's Dick size, and Brandon Lee's ratio of deadness to bad acting. Enjoy!

MPM: S04/E18 - Braaaaaaaaaains!

Return of the Living Dead | Return of the Living Dead II - Hello everyone! Thanks for joining us for another fantastic episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry we've been running a little behind but be prepared to have your eardrums' asses kicked in the next month as I will be putting out more than Jenna Jamison! This episode, Mark, Phil, Travis, and myself, go over a couple of cult classic horror/comedies in Return of The Living Dead and Return of the Living Dead II. In this episode, we'll discuss the logic of eating brains to relieve pain, the anger that enters us when sequels try to ride the coattails to success, and we also talk about the fact that starting over and ruining your own continuity does not make things better. Enjoy!