MPM: Ep. 253 - Xavier's School Of Vampires & Monsters

Cellar Dweller | Twilight - Hey everyone! We've reached week three of our December requests month and yes, unfortunately we are still alive to deal with more of our listener picks. Ex-MPM Host Mark "The Shark" Hinton threw us a bit of a bone, by having us review a 1980's horror cult classic, Cellar Dweller and Ben from the Culturally Ill Podcast originally suggested we review the first three Twilight movies, but we boycotted that and settled for doing the first one. In this episode, we talk about the Holiday powers we wish we had, I get insanely pissed at Twilight for using the term "vampires", and we all wish Jefferey Combs was in a little more of everything. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 252 - The Tijuana Cranberries

Food Fight | Petey Wheatstraw - Hello everyone! We hope you're having a better Holiday season than us, because we're having to sit through some really terrible shit for you requesters out there. We've reached episode 2 of December Request month here at Motion Picture Meltdown. In this episode, we roast through Sean Moriarty's pick, Petey Wheatstraw. We should have told him to roast this himself on Nerds on Film. Our second movie is one of the absolutely worst movies we're ever reviewed. Jon requests us all to kill ourselves by watching Foodfight!. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about what we would do to make a Christmas animated story worse, Phil gets tired of Kung-Fu, and we all agree that Foodfight! gave Charlie Sheen AIDS. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 251 - Thank You For The Mammaries

Malibu Express | Child's Play - Hello everyone and welcome to another great Request Month from Motion Picture Meltdown! Every December we take requests from our listeners, and then put ourselves through the worst cinematic pain possible, and roast the movies YOU pick. We kick things off this week by roasting through Eli's pick, Malibu Express as well as Dustin's pick, Child's Play. Joke's on you guys, we didn't hate these movies nearly as much as you thought we would! You'll hear us start to gear up for the Holidays by talking about Christmas movies we're sick of, Phil seems like he's awfully tired of boobs, and we talk about how easy it is to football punt a doll. Enjoy!