Thursday, March 28, 2019

MPM: Ep. 343 - A Shaqademy Education

Kazaam | Steel - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Bryan Moriarty from the Nerdonomy podcast joins as we roast through a couple of 90's Shaq movies. As a split pick between Stephen & Bryan, we go through Kazaam and Steel. In this episode, we talk about the best basketball player actors, we pick which 90's iconic character or celebrity we would want to be, and Phil gets way too worked up about CG French toast. Enjoy!

Thursday, March 21, 2019

MPM: Ep. 342 - Extortionist Butt Knees

Resident Evil | Silent Hill - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats gives us the picks this week, and we roast through a couple of 2000's video game adaptations. We go through Resident Evil and Silent Hill. In this episode, you'll hear us create our own terrible video game movies, we compare the CG in Resident Evil to a terrible law firm ad, and wonder how someone can remember something in old timey movie theater vision. Enjoy!

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

MPM: Ep. 341 - Robot Bores

Robot Wars (1993) | Robot Wars (2016) - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Phil sits this week out, and Cheats picks a couple robot movies with the same name. We roast through Robot Wars from 1993, and Robot Wars (Killbox) from 2016. In this episode you'll hear us describe how we handled the Robopocalypse, we talk about the benefits of scorpion travel, and that you should never eighth-ass a romance. Enjoy!

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

MPM: Ep. 340 - The Lesser Hemsworth

Triangle | Satan's Triange - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Because of my recent shenanigans with making the crew watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, Phil steals on of my picks and we collaborate on a couple of Bermuda Triangle movies. This week, we roast through Satan's Triangle from 1975, as well as Triangle from 2009. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our own Bermuda Triangle theories, we wonder exactly how hard a dead swordfish's sword is, and Cheat gets aggravated again for our usage of "sucked off". Enjoy!