Thursday, April 24, 2014

MPM: Ep. 118 - Required Class: Loch Ness Monster CRYPTO-L440

Loch Ness Terror | Incident At Loch Ness - Hello everyone! Welcome to episode #118 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Philip, Dehart, and myself decide to all become certified "cryptozoologists" and roast through a couple of Loch Ness Monster creature feature-type films. We cover the CGI/bad puppet filled crapfest known as Loch Ness Terror/Beyond Loch Ness as well as a surprisingly decent Werner Herzog Mockumentary entitled Incident at Loch Ness. In this episode, you'll hear us plug our new "certified cryptozoologist" program, you'll hear me laugh harder than I ever have on a podcast, as well as hear the correct demands from someone that explodes a dinosaur for you. Enjoy!

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

MPM: Ep. 117 - Tim Thomerson vs. Ross Perot.

Trancers III: Deth Lives | Trancers IV: Jack of Swords - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode #117 of Motion Picture Meltdown! We've decided to go back to the realm of the Trancers and continue the saga of Jack Deth and his fight against the evil Trancers. We decide to extend our Trancer knowledge by roasting the next two sequels in the series, Trancers III: Deth Lives and Trancers IV: Jack of Swords. In this episode, Philip, Dehart, and myself discuss the improbability of anyone falling for the cut out eyes in a painting gag, we talk about the stupidity of naming a character Col. Daddy Muthur, and argue whether Tim Thomerson would shoot a move for $12 and some Taco Bell. Enjoy!

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

MPM: Ep. 116 - Vacation To Lovely Djinnessee!

Leprechaun | Wishmaster - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode #116 of Motion Picture Meltdown! In celebration on the comings of Spring and the passing of St. Patricks day, we decide to roast through a couple of 90's horror movies involving wishes and leprechauns! Phil, Dehart, and myself roast through Leprechaun as well as Wishmaster. I apologize for the asshole neighbor next door using his power tools at night, hopefully we will eliminate these sound issues in future podcasts. In this episode, Philip unleashed his anger on Jennifer Aniston, Dehart discusses why creatures should never be named cinnabites, and we debate the integrity of 90's airport security. Enjoy!

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

MPM: Ep. 115 - Head Explosions Put Asses In Seats.

Scanners | Videodrome - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 115 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Per Dehart's request, we've decided to go through a couple of his favorite movies by one of his favorite directors, David Cronenberg! Previously roasting through The Fly, we've decided to go through two other fims from the 1980's. In this episode, we review Videodrome and Scanners. You will hear us plug our death metal industrial grindcore band, Ethereal Dick, as well as listen to Mark's sick habit of watch Saddam Huessein die. Enjoy!