Thursday, June 30, 2016

MPM: Ep. 231 - Dolphin Lundgren Fights A Shark

Shark Lake | Deep Blue Sea - Happy Shark Week everyone! We here at Motion Picture Meltdown are never shy about roasting through terrible shark movies once a year, so we promise we have a good one for you during Shark Week 2016. In this episode, we turn to Netflix for a craptastic Dolph Lundgren acted piece of crap called Shark Lake, as well as an insanely popular movie from 1999 with possibly the best practical shark effects ever, wasted on such a crappy movie, Deep Blue Sea. You will hear us talk about our favorite non-Jaws shark movies, we decide that if you don't love Jesus, you're shark bait, and we reach an all-time high of puns on an episode. Enjoy! 

Thursday, June 23, 2016

MPM: Ep. 230 - Space Sausage Party

Invasion of the Body Snatchers | Cocoon - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! I have picked a couple of alien-centered science fiction films this week and although we thought they'd both be good...boy were we wrong. In this episode, we roast through the 1978 remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers as well as the 1985 Academy Award winning Ron Howard film, Cocoon. This week, you'll hear us talk about whether we'd venture to space to see the unimaginable, Phil talks about what a "perfect" movie Cocoon is, and we all agree that Ron Howard is the third world country version of Steven Spielberg. Enjoy!

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

MPM: Ep. 229 - It's Frye Way Or The Highway

Ferris Bueller's Day Off | Fast Times At Ridgemont High - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil picks the movies and chooses a couple to get us all in the summer feel of things. In this episode, we go through Fast Times At Ridgemont High and the popular fan-favorite Ferris Bueller's Day Off. You'll hear us all talk about our lame-ass attempts at not skipping school, Cheats argues that Cameron is the main character, while Phil argues that Ferris is all a figment of Cameron's imagination. Enjoy!

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

MPM: Ep. 228 - We All Have A Little Florida Man In Us.

The Man With The Irons Fists | The Raid - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Monster May is over, and we continue our regularly scheduled podcasting by letting Cheats McGee pick the movies for this week. He picks a couple of throwbacks to old-school Kung Fu movies! This week we roast through RZA's written/directed/acted movie, The Man With The Iron Fists along with a surprisingly awesome Indonesian film, The Raid. In this episode, you'll hear about our chosen foreign wildcard fighting styles, Philip's reluctance to believe lightbulbs can do deadly damage, and we gush over The Raid's main villain, Mad Dog. Enjoy! 

Thursday, June 2, 2016

MPM: Ep. 227 - The Make A Death Wish Foundation

Rock N Roll Nightmare | Black Roses - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're finishing up the Monster Month of May (yes, we know it's June!), with a couple of 1980's hair metal monster movies. Dehart picks Rock N Roll Nightmare and Black Roses. Both of these movies are lesser-known, and both on Youtube for free! In this episode, you'll hear us talk about what deals we would make with the Devil, we speak of the rarity of horror movies where the villain gets punked, and we wonder why there is always dick demons. Enjoy!