Sunday, April 28, 2013

MPM S5E06: Carcarodon Crapcharias

Sand Sharks | Bait - Hello Everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry for the delay, but we are back on schedule and have some great episodes coming up for you guys! In this episode, Phil couldn't get away from his faithful horse masturbating job for 30 minutes to watch a couple of truly shitty movies. In this episode, Mark "The Shark" (although may change his nickname after these movies) roast through Sand Sharks and the foreign Australian film, Bait. In this podcast, we talk about the sheer stupidity of sharks that swim through sand, terrible Diamond Dallas Page look alikes, and Brooke Hogan's ultimate warrior legs. Enjoy!

Saturday, April 13, 2013

MPM S5E05: Where There's a Willow, There's a Way.

Willow | Dreamscape - Hello everyone! Welcome again to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Unfortunately (or is it?) Mark couldn't join us this week, as he was on a journey in the netherealm that is known as Louisiana. However, nothing stops MPM as Philip and I trekked on without his fat ass. In this episode, Philip and I roast through one of Philips favorite childhood movies, Willow, as well as another movie that has possibly the most deceiving cover art of all time, Dreamscape. We talk about the career ups, downs, and wides of Val Kilmer, the importance of midgets to movies in the 80's, and how George Lucas creature design is always recognizable. Enjoy!

Saturday, April 6, 2013

MPM S5E04: Let's Kick Some Ash!

Evil Dead | Army of Darkness - Hello everyone! In celebration of the remake release of Evil Dead, Mark, Philip, and myself have decided to do a special surprise episode of Motion Picture Meltdown over the original 1981 horror cult-classic Evil Dead, as well as one of its well-liked sequels, Army of Darkness. In this episode, we talk about some of the history between Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi, the magic of terrible stop-motion claymation, and how sometimes really terrible, cheesy acting can go a long way in enjoying a movie. Also, via Mark, go see the new Evil Dead remake! Its not for the light-hearted, and is super gruesome! Enjoy!