Trancers | Trancers II - Hello everyone! Welcome to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this episode (and the next), Mark is out of town so Phil and I bring in a couple of very special guests from United Cypher itself, XR900 and Dehart! We travel back into the 80's (of course) and check out a couple movies that Phil picked out, and coincidentially, we'd never heard of. This week, we roast through Charles Band(Puppet Master, Evil Bong, etc.)'s Trancers and Trancers II. In this episode, we go over the age limit for the cool, hip protagonist, the cost of Winn Dixie toy aisle Blade Runner, the dangers of naming charcters too close to real actors, and how big a Hot N Now drink actually is. Enjoy, and don't forget the mustard for your ham grenades!
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Monday, June 24, 2013
MPM: S05/E14: NO VACANCY!
Motel Hell | The House On Haunted Hill - Hello again! Welcome to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This episode, Mark, Philip, and myself revisit the horror genere and decide to roast through the TERRIBLE remake of the classic The House on Haunted Hill as well as an obscure slasher-cannibalistic flick from the 80's known as Motel Hell. There's no shortage of awfulness between both of these movies, so there's plenty to laugh about! In this episode we talk about the sheer and GOD AWFUL acting of Chris Kattan and Taye Diggs, we talk about the plain in sight usage of major roller coasters as prodcut placement in films, as well as struggle to find the humor in killing and smoking family pets. Enjoy!
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
MPM: S05/E13 - Off To The Races!
Death Race 2000 | Death Race - Hello again! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We apologize for the small delay, but with Father's Day, it took a little longer to get the episode up...but it doesn't matter because its here! This episode, Mark, Philip, and I take a rare trip back to the 1970's and roast through Roger Corman's Death Race 2000 as well as the Paul W. Anderson remake Death Race. In this episode, we talk about Jason Statham's one dimensional acting, the pros and cons of felacio offering GPS machines, and what it might feel like to be butt-flossed by a giant Rambo knife. Enjoy!
Monday, June 10, 2013
MPM: S05/E12 - Insert 90's Kid Sports Movie Here.
Space Jam | The Mighty Ducks - Hello again! Welcome to the newest episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Philip, Mark, and myself take a little trip back to our younger years an roast through two of the most classic (and let's not forget cliche) kid's sports movies of 90's, Space Jam and The Mighty Ducks. In this episode, we talk about Looney Toons sexism, the mere fact that Looney Toons have been ruined by white trash, the fact the Bill Murray can save anything, and the new segment: Where's Emilio? Enjoy!
Monday, June 3, 2013
MPM: S05/E11 - BEAST WARS!
Beast Master | Dragonslayer - Welcome once again to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry for the day delay, but we've been experiencing a few technical difficulties. Everything seems to be back on track as Mark, Philip, and myself dive back into the 80's fantasy genre and roast through Disney's DragonSlayer and the ever worthless Beast Master. In this pocast, we talk about the ridiculousness of "Yannosh" being a hero, the fact that Marc Singer looks like Bon Jovi, Luke Skywalker, and 80's Kevin Bacon had a butt baby, and the terrible logic of dying a tiger black, just to make it look more badass.
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