MPM: Ep. 209 - The Ecks Wife

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever | Cowboys & Aliens - Welcome everyone to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Dehart has chosen a couple of "versus" movies for us to roast through. The first of which is widely considered one of the worst big-budget films of all time, and number one on Rotten Tomatoes "terrible" list, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. The second movie was a pleasant surprise and somewhat underrated summer blockbuster from 2011, Cowboys & Aliens. In this episode, you'll hear our terrible attempts at how to demolish our arch enemies, you'll hear Dehart give the correct description of a mercy knife, and once again, about a thousand references to Kurt Russell and Air Force One. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 208 - Shwarmageddon

Armageddon | Deep Impact - Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart, Cheats and myself go through a couple of Earth-ending asteroid movies that both come from the year 1998. In this episode, we roast through the huge Michael Bay hit, Armageddon as well as the FAR less good "Christian-themed" Deep Impact. In this episode, you'll hear all of our made up space sicknesses,  we talk about the fact that Armageddon is mostly one giant Aerosmith-accompanied montage, and we all talk about how Deep Impact just hammers us all over the head with religion. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 207 - The Abominable Gleeson

Total Recall (2012) | Dredd - Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats, Phil, Dehart and myself go through a couple of "Cyberpunk" movies from 2012. We roast through a remake we've all been dreading to review with the 2012 version of Total Recall as well as talk about one of the more pleasant lower-profile comic books movies that we all (well, most of us) have seen with the updated version of Dredd. In this episode, you will hear us decide what type of Rekall we'd go to...if there weren't any good ones available, you'll hear us all gang up on Cheats for his opinions, and you'll hear me question the decision to put Bill Weasley in everything. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

Face/Off | Hard Target - Hey everyone! Happy New Year and welcome back for another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're done with our request month and now back into the regular rotation of things (thank God?). This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off. In this episode, Cheats, Phil, Dehart and myself talk about what actor/character's faces we'd like to display on our walls or wear around, we talk about Lance Hendrickson's ridiculous one-off golden gun, and talk about what kind of Face Off memorabilia we'd all like to have. Enjoy!