Wednesday, March 30, 2016

MPM: Ep. 218 - Yo, (Insemi)Noid!

Inseminoid | Xtro - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! I picked the movies this week, as we jump back into the bread and butter (and pickled eggs?) of our podcast by roasting a couple of 1980's alien movies. In this episode, we get our fill of goop while we cover Inseminoid as well as an equally gooey and somehow even more messed up, Xtro. This week you'll hear us talk about our preferred method of planetary infiltration travel, Cheats will complain about goo and terrible movies (again), and Dehart wants to know why there isn't more inseminating. Enjoy!

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

MPM: Ep. 217 - Beetus, Arizona

Rest Stop | Death Valley - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we have a couple of blind picks of Dehart's as we roast through a couple of "Road Trip" type movies. We go through the 2006 turd-fest known as Rest Stop as well as the movie from 1982 that no one has ever heard of, Death Valley. In this episode, we spookify some roadside attractions, we decide that Peter Billingsly caused the Challenger explosion, and wonder if peeing outside is worse than peeing in a gross toilet. Enjoy!

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

MPM: Ep. 216 - Unhappy Listeners

Zombeavers | Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil picks that movies as he, Dehart, Cheats and myself roast through a couple of "campy" movies. (See what I did there? *hits tiny drumset) In this episode we roast through Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers as well as the much looked forward to horror comedy creature feature, Zombeavers. In this week's episode, you'll hear Phil's totally unprepared podcast question about superpowers, you'll hear Cheats make the world's most obscure pun joke, and you'll hear about Phil's booby hatch being wide open for this episode. Enjoy!

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

MPM: Ep. 215 - We're Taking Minions Back

Bone Tomahawk | Priest - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats chooses the movies and while we all hate our lives roasting through one of the most vanilla movies of all time, Priest, he surprised us all by laying a more unknown horror-western on us that made us all cringe by having us watch Bone Tomahawk. We warn you ahead of time, there will be SPOILERS for Bone Tomahawk. The movie is awesome, so if you don't want us to ruin it, PLEASE watch it before listening to the podcast! In this episode, you'll hear us debate the winner between vampires and wendigos, you'll all our reactions from one of the goriest scenes in movie history, and we talk about how the word minion needs to be taken back. Enjoy!

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

MPM: Ep. 214 - Lincoln Loggins

Over the Top | Cliffhanger - Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart, Cheats, Phil and myself celebrate Sylvester Stallone's Oscar nomination by roasting through a couple of his more well-known movies. In this episode, we go through the 1980's Golan-Globus made Over the Top as well as the box-office slam dunk from the 90's, Cliffhanger. In this episode, we all choose the hood ornament for our imaginary big rigs, we talk about how drinking motor oil may more of a hindrance than an help, and we discuss that bench pressing someone into a stalactite is a little out of character for Cliffhanger. Enjoy!