Monday, December 30, 2013

MPM: Ep. 105 - The Adventures of Wrinkly Danglesack, The Christmas Elf.

Silent Night, Deadly Night | Rare Exports - Hello everyone! We hope you had a great Christmas and we welcome you back to our third and final Holiday podcast as well as the last podcast of 2013! In the absence of Phil the Kill, Mark and myself decided to take on a couple of Christmas horror flicks and celebrate the lightly tapped evil Santa following out there. In this episode we roast through the 80's slasher film, Silent Night, Deadly Night as well as a newer foreign take on holiday horror and the involvement of Krampus with Rare Exports. By listening to this episode, you'll get to hear Mark and I rant about the differences in American and European horror films, the fact that carrying a bathtub around for drowning naughty children seems like a lot of work, and discuss why slasher villains always seem to excel in Archery. Enjoy!

Thursday, December 26, 2013

MPM: Ep. 104 - Happy Holodicks!

Scrooged | The Ref - Hello everyone and welcome to Christmas episode 2 of 3 of Motion Picture Meltdown! We hope you've been stuffing your faces with terrible holidays sweets like fruitcakes and lemon squares, as we've been sitting through loads of Christmas movies trying to find the right ones to roast! This episode, Mark, Philip, and Stephen roast through Billy Murray's holiday classic Scrooged as well as the underrated hit from the 90's starring Denis Leary and Kevin Spacey, The Ref. In this podcast, we talk about the many roles of acting genius Billy Murray, the forever on-going saga of Christmas Carol remakes, the schematics of beating someone senseless with a toaster, the dangers of cat pee, and Mark's holo-teleportation fucksting text message cock. Enjoy!

Thursday, December 19, 2013

MPM: Ep. 103 - Merry Critmas

A Christmas Story | National Lampoons Christmas Vacation - Happy Holidays everyone and welcome to one of three Christmas episodes of Motion Picture Meltdown! We've taken these couple weeks around Christmas to separate from the normal shabang of things and focus on solely Christmas films. The first ones we roast through are some of the best Christmas classics out there. We go through A Christmas Story as well National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. In this podcast, Mark had the brilliant idea to make us all put soap in our mouths every time we say the "f, dash dash dash word", we let you hear one of the best movie insults ever, as well as talk about the worst Christmas gifts we've ever received! Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

MPM: Ep. 102 - Captain Howdy Doody

The Exorcist | The Omen - Hello everyone and welcome to episode #102 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Gearing up for the holiday season when decided to close out a couple horror episodes with podcasting about two of the most famous "possession" films of all time. Mark, Philip and myself go over Mark's favorite movie of all time, The Exorcist, as well a comparible film by a lot of people, the 1976 demonic film The Omen. In this episode, we do our best demon voices, we argue over the right way to say baboon, and we talk about the crazy shit that follows these types of movies around, deeming them...truly of the devil? Enjoy!