Wednesday, July 27, 2016

MPM: Ep. 235 - It's Ho-Ho-Hopeless!

Santa With Muscles | Krampus - Hello everyone and MERRY CHRISTMAS!(in July). Phil has selected a couple of Christmas movies for us this week in celebration of the terrible made-up holiday in the retail world. But let's be honest, we never get to do actual Christmas movies, because we do listener requests in December! This week, we somehow found another Hulk Hogan movie that we haven't podcasted, so we roast through Santa With Muscles, as well as the Michael Dougherty's follow up film to Trick R Treat, Krampus. In this episode, we all create our own Christmas themed horror icon, we talk about about how Hulk Hogan gets people addicted to his protein powder, and although we all liked Krampus, we think it lacked a little bite. Enjoy!

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

MPM: Ep 234 - Forefather Shadowing

Street Trash | Black Dynamite - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats picks the movies for us this week, and decided to go along with the "malt liquor theme" by choosing two movies that have centralized plots around malt liquor. First we review the 80's cult horror classic Street Trash as well as Michael Jai White's career best blacksploitation parody film, Black Dynamite. In this episode, we wonder why junkyards are the new place to bang it out, we talk about our malt liquor experiences, and put ourselves in a drinking contest with large, burly men. Enjoy!

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

MPM: Ep 233 - LaserQuest Presents Xanadu Night

Grease 2 | Xanadu - Hey everyone! Welcome back to a very special episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Why is the episode special, you ask? Because we have finally been quadruple penetrated by the entire co-host cast of Nerds on Film podcast! This week, Sarah Ashley from Nerdonomy joins us and bring some very shitty movies to the table. Casting Dehart into full-blown musical hell, we roast through the incredibly terrible follow up movie, Grease 2 as well as the widely disliked Xanadu. In this episode, Sarah asks us to create our perfect Earth musical, we point out the insane highlights of domestic abuse in in Grease 2, and decide the ending of Xanadu may not be what it seems. Enjoy!

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

MPM: Ep. 232 - Diesel Fuel Can't Melt Rock

xXx | xXx: State of the Union - Hey everyone! Welcome to an X-TREME episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart picks two movies with the upmost 90's stink on them, even when they weren't from the 90's! In this episode, we roast xXx and xXx: State of the Union. You will hear us debate whether Ice Cube is a fitting replacement for Vin Deisel, you'll hear us take a non-extreme craft and x-tremify it, and talk about it's just not okay to keep camera shots that involved people dying in your film. Enjoy!