MPM: Ep. 439 - The No-Hawk

 

Cobra | Death Wish 3 - Happy Holidays, everyone! This week, Cheats picks a couple of movies with the intent that they were Christmas related... but we were lied to. In this episodes, we roast through Cobra (1986) and Death Wish  (1985). You'll hear us finally decide what amount of content is needed for a Christmas movie, Stephen gushing over '80s action, and Phil constantly picking on Sly Stallone. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 438 - Eat. Laugh. Love.

 

Raw Meat (Death Line) | Deadly Blessing - This week, Phil chooses a couple of lesser-known horror flicks from our list, with Raw Meat (1972), and Wes Craven's Deadly Blessing  (1981). In this episode, we talk about Wes Craven's overall career, the inspirations of Deadly Blessing on the horror genre, and the whether someone can sustain for decades on rats. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 437 - The Dueling Pitchfork

 

Hack-O-Lantern | Haunt - Happy Halloween! We collectively choose a couple of Halloween-themed flicks to celebrate the spookiest of holidays, and roast through Hack-O-Lantern (1988) and the Shudder exclusive, Haunt (2019). In this episode, we talk about our least favorite Halloween-themed films, Phil fixates on a dumb horror movie death, and Cheats chooses to be covered with spiders over crabs. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 436 - Unpaid Intern... IN SPAAAAACE

 

Dracula 2000 | Dracula 3000 - With spooky season upon us, we've decided to release some horror episodes, with the first picks coming from Phil. He chooses Dracula 2000 (2000) and Dracula 3000 (2004). In this episode, we talk about 2000s horror stink, argue about what Mockbusters are, and argue the logistics of having two suns. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 435 - Double the Pain, Double the Fun

 

Saga of the Phoenix | Jigoku - This week, we check out a couple of hell-themed Asian horror films. We go through Saga of the Phoenix (1990) from Hong Kong, and Jigoku (1960) from Japan. In this episode, we all talk about our own personal circles of hell, we find out that Jigoku has one of the earliest displays of brutal gore in films, and how we should always check to make sure movies aren't sequels before we podcast them. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 434 - Hakaider/Lady Battle Cop 2024

 

Lady Battle Cop | Mechanical Violator Hakaider - Cheats chooses the movies this week, and we check out a couple of "Sentai-adjacent" movies; Lady Battle Cop (1990) and Mechanical Violator Hakaider (1995). In this episode, we create a team of '80s action hero Power Rangers, Cheats gets super defensive about live-action anime, and we try and figure out when CG blood became a thing. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 433 - The Ear Collector

 TimeCop | Universal Soldier - This week, Stephen chooses a couple of Jean-Claude Van Damme action movies from the '90s with TimeCop (1994) and Universal Soldier (1992). In this episode, we talk about action hero showdowns we wish we would have gotten, Dolph Lundgren's affinity for ears, and how much goo is enough after being thrown in a hay bailer. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 432 - Manamorphosis

 

The Abominable Dr. Phibes | The Occultist  - This week, Dehart chooses a couple of strange new watches for the crew, as we roast through The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) and The Occultist (1988). In this episode, we talk about cute and cuddly animals we would use to do our biddings, we discuss Vincent Price's obsession with wax, and we bring up Tim Kincaid's very pornographic filmography. 

MPM: Ep. 431 - The Catcher Eats the Rye

 Se7en | Oculus - Phil chooses the films this week and we check out David Fincher's Se7en (1995), which he and Cheats had never seen, and then Mike Flanagan's 2013 film, Oculus. In this episode, we talk about the serial killer plans we would carry out, we discuss the impact on pop culture that the twist ending of Se7en had, and bring up the art of Mike Flanagan's horror writing. Enjoy! 

MPM: Ep. 430 - Ghoulface Killah

 

Night of the Living Dead (1968) | Bones (2001 - MPM Classic) - This week, we celebrate Black History in Horror as Phil picks George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead (1968), which features the first Black protagonist in horror, and we revisit Bones (2001), starring Snoop Dogg, one of the most famous Black songwriters of all time, and also one of the first films we ever podcasted. In this episode, we talk about our favorite Snoop Dogg moments in pop culture, and whether Romero's zombie classic belongs in the top-100 films of all time. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 429 - Satantic Wrongs

 

Dracula A.D. 1972 | The Horror Express -  Cheats chooses the films for us this week, and we check out a couple of 1972 Christopher Lee horror flicks. Out of the Hammer Films universe, we go through Dracula A.D. 1972 and the sci-fi horror whodunnit, The Horror Express. In this episode, we discuss actors we think should play Dracula, we takes sides between humans and aliens, and Cheats reveals a little about his expectations. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 428 - Risk It For The Brisket

 

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre | The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - This week, Stephen chooses a couple iconic slasher flicks from his list, and we go through the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) and its very different sequel, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1985). In this episode, we discuss our favorite "crazy family" horror films, talk about the tastiness of "human beef", and Cheats tries to extort money from our listeners. Enjoy!