Thursday, December 30, 2021

MPM: Ep. 427 - Load-Bearing Fresco

 


Sweet Home | Uzumaki - Hey everyone! Dehart chooses the films this week and we check out a couple of Japanese films. First, we go through the film that the Resident Evil game franchise was inspired by, Sweet Home (1989) and then Uzumaki (2000), a film based on the popular manga by Junji Ito. In this episode, we talk about authors that should have better adaptations, the connections between one of these films and Poltergeist, and emotional investment in horror movie characters. Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

MPM: Ep. 426 - Dog Earth




Cronos | High Life - Hey, listeners! Thanks for checking out another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Phil chooses the flicks this week and we check out Guillermo del Toro's Cronos (1993) and High Life (2018). In this episode we talk about the weirdest people we've ever met, we discuss whether Dog Earth is better than Human Earth, and wonder about Ron Perlman's linguistic skillz. Enjoy!

Thursday, November 11, 2021

MPM: Ep. 425 - You Just Don't Get It, Man...

 


Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse | The Dead Don't Die - In this episode, Cheats picks a couple of lesser-know zombie flicks, and we check out Scout's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse (2015) and The Dead Don't Die (2019). Per some some feedback, we talk about films that reinvigorate genres and franchises, we yell at Jim Jarmusch for pranking moviegoers, and Stephen tells his story about "achieving" his Wood Badge. Enjoy!

Friday, November 5, 2021

MPM: Ep. 424 - The Floor is Slugs




 Prophecy | Slugs - This week, we check out a couple of eco-horror films that have been on our to-do list for a long time. Stephen chooses Prophecy (1979) and Slugs (1988). In this episode, we talk about our favorite eco-horror films, figure out that everything rips off Night of the Lepus, and Dehart dives into the real ways that slugs can kill you. Enjoy!

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

MPM: Ep. 423 - 13 Going On 32


 Don't Panic | The Horror Show (House III) -  We continue spooky season 2021 with a couple picks from Dehart, as he chooses Don't Panic (1987) and The Horror Show (House III) (1989). In this episode we talk about direct rip offs of A Nightmare on Elm Street, Stephen's future parenting tactics are questioned, and we all try and fail to say Lance Henriksen. Enjoy! 

Tuesday, October 5, 2021

MPM: Ep. 422 - Death is a Drama Queen

 


Final Destination | Saw - Phil chooses a couple 2000's horror flicks to kick off this year's spooky season, and we roast through Final Destination (2000) and Saw (2004). In this episode, we talk about films we were surprised got sequels, we talk about how the color green makes movies more popular, and how Death really didn't have to be so petty. Enjoy!

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

MPM: Ep. 421 - Police Papa Johns Points

 


Black Rain | Ricochet - This week, Stephen chooses the films and we go through a couple of lesser-known action flicks, Ridley Scott's Black Rain (1989) and Ricochet (1991). In this episode, we choose whether we'd watch one bad action film every day for the rest of our lives in exchange for $5 million, we talk about smoking in the 90's, and Michael Douglas' Mel Gibson-esque mullet. Enjoy!

Thursday, September 2, 2021

MPM: Ep. 420 - Roadsmary's Baby

 


Race with the Devil | Highway to Hell - Hey folks! Thanks for checking out another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart picks the films this week, and we check out a couple of road-satanic horror flicks. We roast Race with the Devil (1975) and Highway to Hell (1991). In this episode, we come up with our own hellish caravan, we discuss the correct tactics of snake fighting, and fave "Hell Cop" against "Maniac Cop". Enjoy!

Thursday, August 12, 2021

MPM: Ep. 419 - No Rules Tuesday

 


Dragonball Evolution | Alita: Battle Angel - We take a look at two anime and manga adaptation films, Dragonball Evolution (2009) and Alita: Battle Angel (2019). In this episode, we all come to agreement of the worst adaptation film, Stephen is introduced to his first and only Dragonball content, and we all question how Ernie Hudson gets his roles. Enjoy!

Wednesday, July 28, 2021

MPM: Ep. 418 - Papa's Got A Brand New Bag

 



Looker | Runaway - Cheats chooses a couple of lesser-known science fiction films directed by novelist Michael Crichton. This week, we watch Looker (1981) and Runaway (1984). In this episode, we take the top mustachioed actors in Hollywood and decide who needs their mustache to survive the business, we appreciate Gene Simmons' ability to play a villain, and question whether novelists should ever take the helm of director. Enjoy!

Friday, June 25, 2021

MPM: Ep. 417 - Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet Man

Ultraman Story | dai Kaiju Mono - Hey friends and listeners! Thanks for checking out Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats chooses the films for us this week and we check out a couple of Japanese Kaiju flicks, Ultraman Story (1984) and dai Kaiju Monoi (2016). In this episode, we choose which professional wrestlers we would want to defend us from Kaiju, we compare Ultraman Story to the Star Wars Holiday Special and question how invested you can be if no humans are threatened. Enjoy!

Thursday, June 17, 2021

MPM: Ep. 416 - Be Better, Do Nothing

The Monster | The Soul Collector - Hey everyone! Thanks for checking out Motion Picture Meltdown! We're getting a super late finish to our MPM Monster Month of May (June) episodes, and this week, Phil chooses The Monster (2016) and The Soul Collector (2019). In this episode, we discuss our favorite folklore horror films, Phil wants movies to be titled by numbers, and Cheats mixes up Africa with Britain. Enjoy!

Friday, May 21, 2021

MPM: Ep. 415 - Frig Yourself!

The Void | PG: Psycho Goreman- Hey everyone! Thanks for tunining into another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our annual MPM: Monster Month of May as Stephen picks a couple of Steven Kostanski films to cover. We check out The Void (2016) and PG: Psycho Goreman (2020). In this episode, we all come together to create our own terrifying monster, we truly appreciate the result that comes from filmmaker passion, and Cheats nerds out on the art of necromancing. Enjoy!

Thursday, May 13, 2021

MPM: Ep. 414 - Kong Wants To Score

King Kong Escapes | King Kong Lives - Hey everyone! We're kicking off another MPM Monster Month of May with a couple of King Kong flicks. Dehart chooses King Kong Escapes (1967) and King Kong Lives (1986). In this episodes, we discuss sequels that pull things out of left field, Stephen goes on a sidebar about how awesome alligators are, and Phil debates the legitimacy of a giant ape surgeon job. Enjoy!

Thursday, April 29, 2021

MPM: Ep. 413 - Black, Blacker, & Blackest Christmas

Black Christmas (1974 - MPM Classic) | Black Christmas (2019) - Hey everyone, thanks for checking out another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're having Christmas in the Spring! Phil chooses the movies this week and we revisit a film that we checked out over 300 episodes ago, Black Christmas (1974) and a more recent remake/reboot, Black Christmas (2019). In this episode, we talk about our best pranks, we discuss the main differences between a remake and reboot, and Stephen comes away with a new appreciation from his original thoughts. Enjoy!

Friday, April 23, 2021

MPM: Ep. 412 - I Can't Believe It's Not Cranberry Sauce!

Blood Rage | Intruder - Hey listeners! Thanks for checking out another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Stephen picks a couple of lesser-known 80's slasher films as we break down Blood Rage (1987) and Intruder (1989). In this episode, we come up with a list of slasher filns that need more love for our listeners, discuss the dangers of going "full Hallmark", and realize one of these movies has one of the best slasher kill scenes of all time. Enjoy!

Friday, April 9, 2021

MPM: Ep. 411 - The 2000 Time Capsule

Charlie's Angels (2000) | Charlie's Angels (2019) - Hey friends and listeners! Thanks for checking out another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We finish up our MPM Women's History Month episodes (we know, we're late!) with a couple picks from Phil. We check out Charlie's Angels (2000) and the reboot sequel Charlie's Angels (2019). In this episode, we create our own powerhouse Angel squad, we discuss tripping on drugs at the Henchman's Ball, and all wonder what happened to Tom Green. Enjoy!

Friday, April 2, 2021

MPM: Ep. 410 - MPM Goes To Dollywood

9 To 5 | Rhinestone - Hey everyone! Thanks for checking out the newest episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Even though we're a little late, we continue our MPM Women's History Month episode by celebrating a true powerhouse woman, Dolly Parton! Stephen chooses the films this week and we go through 9 To 5 (1980) and Rhinestone (1984). In this episode, we talk about our favorite musician actors, we discuss dead technology, and all have our own Sylvester Stallone accents. Enjoy!

Friday, March 19, 2021

MPM: Ep. 409 - 666 In One Hand

The Witches of Eastwick | The Witches (1990) - Hey listeners! Thanks for checking out another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown. We continue MPM Women's History Month and Dehart chooses some witches films to watch. We check out The Witches of Eastwick (1987), starring Cher, Susan Sarandon, and Michelle Pfeiffer and The Witches (1990). In this episode, we talk about films that we would have loved, but missed out on their releases, we debate the lifespan of a mouse, and decide that living as vermin may not be all bad. Enjoy!

Friday, March 12, 2021

MPM: Ep. 408 - Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'

Jennifer's Body | All Cheerleaders Die - Hey everyone! Thanks for checking out another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown as we kick off MPM Women's History Month! Every episode, we'll be highlight films that primarily feature women creatives, whether it be actors, directors, or writers. Cheats starts things off by choosing Jennifer's Body (2009) and All Cheerleaders Die (2013). In this episode, we discuss whether we'd turn in our monster best friend, we talk about what a dingus Michael Bay is, and wonder if cheerleaders always wear their cheerleader outfits. Enjoy!

Monday, March 1, 2021

MPM: Ep. 407 - Cat & Iguana Season

Bad Boys II | Bad Boys For Life - Hey everyone! Thanks for checking out another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We finish up MPM Black History Month with a couple picks from Phil. He chooses Bad Boys II and Bad Boys For Life, starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. In this episode, we talk about franchises that started off bad and ended up great, we question how much money Michael Bay spends on pyrotechnics, and Cheats totally heel turns and speaks out against magic and motorcycles. Enjoy!

Thursday, February 18, 2021

MPM: Ep. 406 - Team Fake Leg

Action Jackson | Hurrican Smith - We continue MPM Black History Month with a couple of films where Carl Weathers is in the lead roles. This week we go through Action Jackson (1988) and Hurricane Smith (1992). In this episode, we talk about our favorite Black actors that typically play supporting roles, Cheats and I defend FakeLegGate and we discuss how hard you have to punch a windshield to break it. Enjoy!

Thursday, February 11, 2021

MPM: Ep. 405 - Hard Sale Yard Sale

Tales from the QuadeaD Zone | Who Killed Captain Alex? - Hello listeners! Thanks for checking out episode 405 of Motion Picture Meltdown. We continue our MPM Black History Month episodes of 2021 with a couple picks from Dehart. He chooses a couple films shot on handheld by black directors. The first, being Tales from the QuadeaD Zone(1987) directed by Chester Novell Turner and the second being Ugandan film Who Killed Captain Alex?(2010), directed by Nabwana I.G.G. Enjoy!

Tuesday, February 2, 2021

MPM: Ep. 404 - Kindergarten Hive Mind

MPM Black History Month | Little Monsters (2019) | 21 Bridges - Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning in to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We kick off another year of MPM Black History Month! Each episode, we'll highlight movies with black creatives, including actors, directors and writers. Cheats starts things off, and we check out Little Monsters (2019) starring Lupita Nyong'o and 21 Bridges starring the late Chadwick Boseman. Enjoy!

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

MPM: Ep. 403 - Sea of Red Herring

Stunt Rock | Murder Rock: Dancing Death - Hey listeners! Thanks for checking out the newest episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart hits us with some blind picks this week, and we roast through Stunt Rock (1978) and Lucio Fulci's Murder Rock: Dancing Death (1984). In this episode, we talk about our favorite film stunts, we talk about Tom Cruise in space, and dive into a school of red herring. Enjoy!

Thursday, January 7, 2021

MPM: Ep. 402 - Weregoops!

Scare Package | Scare Me - Hey everyone! As always, thanks for checking out another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats picks a couple of spooky Shudder originals for us to check out. We roast through the horror anthology Scare Package as well as a unique new take on the horror anthology genre, Scare Me. In this episode, Cheats gauges our thoughts on the number of acceptable horror comedies, Dehart expresses the open season if someone has a weapon, and we appreciate all Shudder has given us in 2020. Enjoy!