Wednesday, July 10, 2019

MPM: Ep. 355 - Disney's Bum Fights

Kung Fu-ly Episode 1 - Man of Tai Chi | 47 Ronin - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 355 of Motion Picture Meltdown, and episode 1 of our very first Kung Fu-ly! Cheats kicks it off with picking a couple lesser-known Keanu Reeves films, and we roast through The Man of Tai Chi and 47 Ronin! This week, you'll hear us talk about the Agents of Wholesome, Phil and I debate on the acting chops of Keanu, and we reveal the secrets of the Five-Finger Palm Exploding Ass Technique. Enjoy!

Wednesday, July 3, 2019

MPM: Ep. 354 - The Blood Remembers

Hellraiser: Bloodline | Jason X - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 354 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart picks a couple of horror movies from popular franchises that decide to take their characters into space! We roast through Hellraiser: Bloodline and Jason X. In this episode, we come up with our own space movie for established franchises, we talk about Pinhead's Pet Paradise, and discuss magic machetes. Enjoy!

Wednesday, June 26, 2019

MPM: Ep. 353 - We're Evil So You Don't Have To Be

Resident Evil: Afterlife | Monster Trucks - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 353 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats chooses the movies and of course he makes us watch Resident Evil: Afterlife as well as Monster Trucks. In this episode, you'll hear us hype up monster truck rallies, we take a deep dive into Resident Evil 5, 4, in 3D...which is 7. We also talk about Umbrella Corporation's new slogan...Forget. Enjoy!

Saturday, June 15, 2019

MPM: Ep. 352 - Surprise! You're A Vampire Now

The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf | Bad Moon - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 352 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil picks a couple of werewolf movies that none of us had seen, and we roast through The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf and Bad Moon. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our favorite weird movie orgies, we give you a PSA on trusting your dog, and feel bad for Christopher Lee. Enjoy!

Thursday, June 6, 2019

MPM: Ep. 351 - The Four Bugmen

Mosquito | Mansquito - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 351 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry for the staggered posts lately, life has just gotten a bit crazy for us. But regardless, we're back! We didn't get to do the Monster Month of May this year, so we're just running it into June! I pick the movies this week, and we roast through the 1994(1995?) creature feature, Mosquito, as well as the 2005 SYFY Channel flick, Mansquito (MosquitoMan). In this episode, we choose which bug-man amalgamation we would become, we create bug wrestling faction, and say "slurp" 100 times. Enjoy!