Friday, August 16, 2019

MPM: Ep. 360 - Wesker Do's & Wesker's Don'ts

Resident Evil: Retribution | Resident Evil: The Final Chapter - Hey friends and listeners! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown. FINALLY we have come to the end to the heaping trash pile known as the Resident Evil franchise. Cheats finishes things up with Resident Evil: Retribution and Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. In this episode, we bring up our least favorite sequels, we finally realize Paul W.S. Anderson's true plan, and we figure out, and once against notice that continuity really doesn't matter. Enjoy!

Thursday, August 8, 2019

MPM: Ep. 359 - Johnson McClane

San Andreas | Skyscraper - Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning into Episode 359 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Now that Kung Fu-ly is over, we're back on our regularly scheduled bullshit. With the release of Hobbs & Shaw, we thought a Dwayne Johnson Summer Blockbuster episode was in order, so I picked San Andreas and Skyscraper for us to roast through. In this episode, you'll hear us replace exisitng Summer Blockbuster actors with wrestlers, we talk about how wholesome Dwayne Johnson is, and Phil goes full Apple fanboy again. Enjoy!

Wednesday, July 31, 2019

MPM: Ep. 358 - Bunfire Of The Vanities

Kung Fu-ly Episode 4 - Shaolin Soccer | Kung Fu Hustle - Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning into episode #358 of Motion Picture Meltdown! We finish up Kung Fu-ly with a couple of my favorite Kung Fu movies. This week, we check out two Stephen Chow directed Chinese movies, Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle. In this episode, we talk about our favorite fighting styles, we may have found the best Bruce Lee references ever, and decide the best disguise is a hair change. Enjoy!

Friday, July 26, 2019

MPM: Ep. 357 - P Is For Pain, K Is For Kill

Kung Fu-ly Episode 3 - The One | Unleashed - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 357 of Motion Picture Meltdown, and episode 3 of our very first Kung Fu-ly! This week, Dehart chooses a couple of Jet Li movies he hadn't seen, and we roast through The One and Unleashed. In this episode you'll hear us admit to the NuMetal we still force ourselves to listen to, we reflect on how great of an actor Bob Hoskins was, and Phil questions whether Morgan Freeman has engaged in sexual acts with a piano. Enjoy!

Thursday, July 18, 2019

MPM: Ep. 356 - Open-Faced Funeral

Kung Fu-ly Episode 2 -Game of Death | Fist Of Fury - Hey folks! Welcome to episode 356 of Motion Picture Meltdown, and our second episode for Kung Fu-ly! Talking about martial arts wouldn't be complete without Bruce Lee, so Phil chooses a couple Bruce Lee flicks from the 70's. This week, we roast through Game of Death and Fist of Fury. In this episode, we talk about our first experiences with Kung Fu, we bring up the similarities in these two movies with the Kill Bill films, and we talk about how you replace a Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Enjoy!