MPM: Ep. 253 - Xavier's School Of Vampires & Monsters

Cellar Dweller | Twilight - Hey everyone! We've reached week three of our December requests month and yes, unfortunately we are still alive to deal with more of our listener picks. Ex-MPM Host Mark "The Shark" Hinton threw us a bit of a bone, by having us review a 1980's horror cult classic, Cellar Dweller and Ben from the Culturally Ill Podcast originally suggested we review the first three Twilight movies, but we boycotted that and settled for doing the first one. In this episode, we talk about the Holiday powers we wish we had, I get insanely pissed at Twilight for using the term "vampires", and we all wish Jefferey Combs was in a little more of everything. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 252 - The Tijuana Cranberries

Food Fight | Petey Wheatstraw - Hello everyone! We hope you're having a better Holiday season than us, because we're having to sit through some really terrible shit for you requesters out there. We've reached episode 2 of December Request month here at Motion Picture Meltdown. In this episode, we roast through Sean Moriarty's pick, Petey Wheatstraw. We should have told him to roast this himself on Nerds on Film. Our second movie is one of the absolutely worst movies we're ever reviewed. Jon requests us all to kill ourselves by watching Foodfight!. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about what we would do to make a Christmas animated story worse, Phil gets tired of Kung-Fu, and we all agree that Foodfight! gave Charlie Sheen AIDS. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 251 - Thank You For The Mammaries

Malibu Express | Child's Play - Hello everyone and welcome to another great Request Month from Motion Picture Meltdown! Every December we take requests from our listeners, and then put ourselves through the worst cinematic pain possible, and roast the movies YOU pick. We kick things off this week by roasting through Eli's pick, Malibu Express as well as Dustin's pick, Child's Play. Joke's on you guys, we didn't hate these movies nearly as much as you thought we would! You'll hear us start to gear up for the Holidays by talking about Christmas movies we're sick of, Phil seems like he's awfully tired of boobs, and we talk about how easy it is to football punt a doll. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 250 - Nobody Here But Us Whackers

Serial Mom | Cecil B. Demented - Hello everyone! We hope you had a fantastic Thanksgiving weekend, and although we took a little break, we're back to finish up November's episodes before we get into the grueling request month of December. Thanks for all the AWFUL picks, by the way! This week on Motion Picture Meltdown, Dehart gives us a couple of John Waters flicks to gobble up. We were skeptical going into these, especially after Pink Flamingos. In this episodes, we roast through Serial Mom and Cecil B. Demented. You'll hear us talk about who we'd kidnap and bring on the podcast, we talk about how Serial Mom's judicial situation probably isn't too far off from the truth, and there might be a little more to John Waters than shock value. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 249 - Buddha Should Always Face East

Tekken | DOA: Dead Or Alive - Hey Everyone! Thanks for checking out another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats decides to torture the rest of us this week by choosing a couple of video game-based movies that we somehow haven't gotten to yet. Even worse, he picks a couple of movies based on popular fighting games, but not too popular like Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter, he picks Tekken and DOA: Dead Or Alive. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our favorite fighting games, we find out that DOA is more based on the Volleyball game spinoff of it, and we salute our MPM actor champion. Enjoy!