Movie: Fear (1996)
Memorable Quote: "It could have all been different Mr. Walker. You should have let nature take its course...but in the end, it will anyway...SO LET MET IN THE FUCKING HOUSE."
Why He Makes The Cut:
So things start off shaky for Marky Mark in this one, as he tries to date a young a pre-plastic surgery laden Reese Witherspoon without her father's consent. Witherspoon plays an angsty teen Nicole stuck in a strict household ran by none other than CSI's William Peterson (Grisham). Being young and stupid, she see's Mr. Wahlberg being way too cool to dance at a dance party and immediately falls in love with him. At first he seems ok, playing hard to get, and treating her like a princess. I mean hell, he even plays her favorite game of "finger fucking while riding a roller coaster" on their second date. Then things take a turn for the worse. He sees her hug her friend at school, and then goes into a Funky Bunch rage and beats the guy to a pulp. When Grisham finds out, he tells Marky to back off...resulting in one of the most famous scenes from the movie...where Mark begins to beat the shit out of himself to make the girl think her dad kicked his ass. In the midst of being a stupid bitch, Witherspoon catches Marky Mark bang-raping her best friend-girl. When he tries to approach Reese later, he is confronted by the guy he beat up earlier. Friend-zone guy explains that he hurt her, and she doesn't want to see him. Marky accepts this....except he doesn't....and instead follows her friend home from school and breaks his goddamned neck. In the meantime, Grisham decides to fuck up Wahlberg's hoodrat house (including his shrine to Nicole), and pisses him off royally. Wahlberg decides to completely fly off the fucking handle, carve "Nicole 4-Eva" into his chest, then carry on with his friends in an idea to kill Nicole's entire family, and then maybe she'll magically want to run away with him and his friends. Sounds logical, right? He begins his shennanigans by ripping off the family German Shepard's head and throwing it through the doggy door, and running off giggling into the night. He probably would have made all these ideas become realities...if the four guys he picked weren't complete retards and allow themselves to be killed and hurt by her eight year-old brother. More terrorizing and craziness ensues...but is finally cut short by Grisham's super-human dad power, and his ability to punch several not so good vibration's into Marky Mark's face, making him fly out the window thirty feet like a rag doll. Verdict: creepy/rapey Marky Mark > Dad voice.
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Don't make me make you beat the shit out of yourself.[/caption][caption id="attachment_4333" align="alignnone" width="259"]
Marky Mark's Bitch.[/caption][caption id="attachment_4334" align="alignnone" width="300"]
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife...[/caption]
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