MPM: Ep. 198 - The Murder Tryouts

Enter The Ninja | The Last Dragon - Hey everyone! Sorry for the delay, but Halloween Hangovers take time to recover from! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Don't be fooled, we're not doing Ninja November like last year, but we are kicking off November with a couple of martial arts movies. Join Phil, Cheats, Dehart and myself as we go through two of the more well-known Americanized ninja movies of the 1980's, Enter The Ninja as well as The Last Dragon. Tune in this week as we all share our own personalized ninja attack, Cheats tries to wrongly correct us on the pronunciation of throwing stars, and we discuss the different places a ninja can hide his weapons. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 149 - Teenage Gluten Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trilogy - Hey everyone! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving and welcome to the final Motion Picture Meltdown episode of Ninja November! Naturally there was only one other movie franchise we could do with the last episode of our themed month, and we had to pick the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trilogy. Our old co-host Mark as well as United Cypher hot Evan join us once again to go over a few movies that not only built our childhoods up, but made them come to a crashing halt as well. You'll hear us discuss our favorite turtles and pizza, we'll discuss the concept of "soft racism", and comment on gluten being a "silent killer". Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 148 - American Ninjanitor

American Ninja | American Ninja II: The Confrontation - Hello everyone! We here at Motion Picture Meltdown hope you're enjoying a great Ninja November! We continue this week by going over a couple of 80's ninja movies that the 80's action movie genre wouldn't be complete without. Our old co-host Mark Hinton and United Cypher co-founder Evan Newton join Dehart, Phil and myself as we roast through American Ninja and American Ninja II: The Confrontation. In this episode, you'll hear us all talk about the dumbest ninja weapons known to man, we talk about Evan's childhood ninja shennanigans, and discuss how to put a rocket launcher together with some duct tape and a milk crate. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 147 - The Power of Spectral Weapons

Robot Ninja | Ninja Apocalypse - Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We are continuing our Ninja November by roasting through a couple of more obscure English ninja films with the 1989 pile of garbage known as Robot Ninja as well the 2014 mockbuster clusterfuck, Ninja Apocalypse. In this episode, you will hear Phil, Dehart and myself choose one magical ability and one technological power, You will hear us compare Ninja Apocalypse with a classic movie, as well as list exactly how many movies we've reviewed with Shang Tsung in them. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 146 - Believing in Ninjacracy.

3 Ninjas | Surf Ninjas - Hey everyone! Welcome to Ninja November! We here at Motion Picture Meltdown have decided to do all ninja-themed movies this month!  First of all we hope you had an awesome Halloween and enjoyed our October theme of Non-Monsters. Now, to start of Ninja November, we went back into the 90's (where we hate to be), and roast through a couple movies from our childhoods. We go through 3 Ninjas as well as Surf Ninjas. In this episode you will hear us talk about which ninja weapons we'd love to carry around, the fact that neither of these movies hold any nostalgia for any of us, and that yes, according to these movies, all Asian people are exactly the same. Enjoy!