MPM: Ep. 276 - The Jim Carrey School Of Faces

Avengers Grimm | Sinister Squad - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue Mockbuster Month with a couple of terrible superhero movie mockbusters. Sean Moriarty from the Nerds on Film podcast helps us roast through Avengers Grimm and Sinister Squad. In this episode, we all pick our own public domain teams, we make fun of washed up TV movie actors, and we all seem to disagree on which movie is worse. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 193 - Seven Degrees From Tim Thomerson

Constantine | Blade - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we rap up Not-So Superhero September by continuing to transition along the darker path from superheroes to our October horror theme. This week we roast through a couple of movies that we all seemed to enjoy when we were younger...one proving we were all dumb, and one giving us a pleasant surprise. In this episode, we go through Marvel's Blade as well as DC Comics' Constantine. You will hear Dehart, Phil, Cheats and myself talk about one of our favorite satans in film, we pick apart Keanu Reeves' career and discuss exactly how good or bad of an actor he actually is, and we just won't let up on that Catholic Church. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 192 - Madea Goes To Hell

Spawn | Jonah Hex - Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This wee we are joined by a special guest host from the Nerds of Film podcast, Sean Moriarty! Sean joins us as we continue Not-So Superhero September and go through a couple movies that were extremely poor adaptations of comics. This week, we roast through Spawn and the even more disappointing Jonah Hex. In this episode, you will hear us talk about our favorite Satan in movies, we talk about the definition of Flashbashing, and we talk about Jonah Hex being one of the most run of the mill movies ever. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 191 - Welcome to the LEG

The Avengers (1998) | The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue on with Not-So Superhero September by roasting through a couple of movies that were well-known for getting people excited before they came out, and then totally taking a dump on their expectations. This week, Phil, Cheats, Dehart and myself roast through the 1998 "British" The Avengers as well the movie that many people say was the reasoning behind Sean Connery's retirement, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. In this episode, you will hear us all pick a super-hero team made from fictional people, you'll hear Phil compare Sean Connery to Nic Cage, and all of us will struggle with Ralph Fiennes' name. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep.190 - Ghost Dad Has To Get His Too

The Phantom | The Spirit - Hey everyone! Not-So Superhero September continues as we are joined by an awesome special guest and co-host from Nerdonomy's Nerds On Film/Nerds On History podcast, Bryan Moriarty! Bryan is a huge comic book nerd, and jumped at the chance to be talking about the two movies we decided to roast through this week. Phil, Cheats, Dehart and myself go through a couple movies that were less-than well received by the comic book nerd and movie nerd universe alike. This week we go through The Phantom as well as Frank Miller's solo directorial debut movie, The Spirit. In this episode, you will hear us explain exactly when the reality of the universe must be explained in the movie, you'll hear me gush about Scarlett Johannson, and we continue to give Cheats shit about his truck stop virtual reality sessions. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 189 - The Elektra Boogaloo

Elektra | Catwoman - Hey everyone! That time has come again where we as a podcast jump into the world of terrible superhero movies that are thrust upon us like a bucket of hot garbage water. We kick off this month with Motion Picture Meltdown's Not-So Superhero September! To start things off, we decide to bring in some diversity among the superhero sexes, as we roast through two of the most poorly received superhero movies of all time. Cheats, Dehart Phil and myself decide to take one for the team and roast through the 2005 follow-up to Daredevil in Jennifer Garner's Elektra as well as possibly the biggest shit that Hollywood has ever spent one-hundred million dollars on, Catwoman. In this episode, we discuss what terrible useless superpower we would all have, Dehart thinks that Catwoman is some kind of embezzlement scam, and the more we talk about Elektra, the more pissed Phil gets. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 179 - In Mother Russia, Waldo Finds You

The Punisher | Punisher: Warzone - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart and myself are once again joined by co-host and editor of the Nerds on Film podcast, Sean Moriarty! Per Sean's request, and having previously podcasted the Dolph Lundgren Punisher movie, we decided to to roast through the two most modern movies exhibiting our Marvel Comics vigilante. We roast through the 2004 Tom Jane The Punisher as well as the 2008 Ray Stevenson Punisher: War Zone. In this episode, you'll hear Dehart's "common Eurotrash accent", we'll all pick who we'd recast as the Punisher in the MCU, and we all discuss the likelyness of an Irish Reggae Parquour Master. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 140 - Blue Raja Kush

Fantastic Four (1994) | Mystery Men - Hey everyone! Welcome to the final Not-So Superhero September episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! To close out the month, we welcome our friend Sean Moriarty...one of the co-hosts of Nerds on Film. This week, Sean joins Phil, Dehart, and myself as we discuss a couple team-based superhero movies. We roast through the never-released Roger Corman presented Fantastic Four, as well as the the team-based 90's hit, Mystery Men.  In this episode, you'll hear us talk about Mr. Fantastic's REAL special powers, we cross-examine the similarities between The Thing and Raphael, and we discuss how saying things backwards is not only wise, but awesome. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 139 - The Safe-word Is Banana Pudding!

Darkman | Blankman - Hello everyone! Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, Dehart, and myself get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman. In this episode you will hear me practice my terrible segue skills, you'll hear Dehart express his random rage feelings, Joel expels his Damon Wayans rage, and Phil turns this into Motion Physics Meltdown. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 138 - All Aboard The Super-Hero Short Bus

Defendor | Super - Hello everyone! Welcome to the newest episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our (Not-So) Superhero September by roasting through a couple recent movies that fall under the dark comedy category as well as the "comic book" genre. This week, Dehart, Phil, and myself go through James Gunn's Super as well as the highly underrated Defendor. In this episode you will hear our debates of pipe wrench vs. trench club, we talk about what a fair level of punishment is for doing/selling drugs or cutting in line, as well as discuss how effective a jar of hornets would be when thrown on you. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 137 - Kahnpound Interests

The Rockateer | The Shadow - Hey everyone! Welcome to Motion Picture Meltdown's NOT-So Superhero September! This entire month our episodes will be themed around several superhero movies where we feel the superhero are a little sub-par compared to the well-known heroes of Hollywood. We kick things off this week by roasting through a couple of 90's superhero movies based on comic books. We go through The Rocketeer as well the The Shadow. Our friend Ben sits in as a special guest and along with myself, Phil, and Dehart we talk about such things as The Rocketeer's secret powers, we discuss what super power we'd want, and get details on Ben's fear of fingernails. Enjoy!

MPM: S05/E20 - It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's a Terrible Movie!

Superman | Supergirl - Hello Superfriends! Welcome to another excellent episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In celebration of this summer's release of Man of Steel and also the announcement of a Batman/Superman movie at comic-con that all you DC nerds are jerking off to, we've decided to take a look at a couple of older DC inspired superhero movies. This episode, Mark, Philip, and myself have decided to check out 1978's Superman as well as the sparkling dildo filled movie from 1984, Supergirl. In this podcast you'll hear such things as Mark's opinion on the character of Superman, the logic behind the "Ferris Bueler" way of reversing something bad that's happened, as well as anything having to do with Supergirl being referred to as purely terrible. Enjoy!

MPM: S02/E12 - Marvel Superzeroes

Ghost Rider | X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Hello faithful citizens, and welcome to our fantastic superzero edition of Motion Picture Meltdown! With Mark and I both being gigantic nerds and comic fans, our childhood was riddled with dreams and amazing expectations of seeing our favorite comics come to life in the cinema. Boy were we wrong. In this episode, Mark, a very emotional Cheats McGee, and Whitney Holbourn talk about Ghost Rider, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. These two movies take some of our favorite Marvel Comics characters, and throw them into the perennial diarrhea bowl that is Fox studios, and hang them out to dry with some even more terrible CGI. Along with the movies, we also discuss Whitney's open hatred for Nicholas Cage, the humility of Sci-Fy CGI, and Cheats' blatant outrages toward storyline differences. Enjoy!