MPM: S05/E23 - Robosapiens

Robocop | Robocop II - Hey everyone! Welcome to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This is our 99th episode (#100 is gonna be a BIG surprise!), and we hit a couple movies that honestly should've been reviewed long ago. Mark, Dehart, and myself roast through the original Robocop as well as its terrible sequel, Robocop II. With a remake right around the corner, we decided to go ahead bring out the big guns by picking apart these two gems. In this episode, you'll hear me rant about my "bad guys shouldn't play good guys" opinion, you'll hear Dehart do his best Ernie Hudson voice, as well hear our gay-porn version of Robocop, Roblowcop. Enjoy!

MPM - S05/E22 - MPM's Crazy, Most Non, Non, Non-Heinous Unbelievable Story!

Hello Everyone! Welcome once again to another amazing episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Only two more episodes (including this one) before MPM makes its 100th episode! That's over FIVE years of MPM episodes, and we've finally made it to the big 100! If you have any special ideas, shout outs, or ANYTHING, let us know so we can include it on the show! This episode, Mark, Phil, Dehart, and myself take on a couple movies we should of done long ago, and battle the evil us's while we roast through Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and its awesome sequel Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. This week you'll hear us talk about general creeperisms, Van Halen's band wishes post Hagar era, and "Bee Thoven". Enjoy!

MPM: S05/E21 - Go Karate Montage!

The Karate Kid | The Karate Kid II - Hello Listener-sons! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We are only two episodes away from EPISODE 100! It has been a great five years, and here's to many more! We dive back to the 80's (once again) and go through the original 1984 movie, The Karate Kid as well as its direct sequel The Karate Kid II. In this episode, Mark, Philip, and myself discuss the anatomy of a perfect movie, we debate the similarities between Pat Morita and Victor Wong, and decide exactly when the best time to fight a dude who can punch statues is...Enjoy!

MPM: S05/E20 - It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's a Terrible Movie!

Superman | Supergirl - Hello Superfriends! Welcome to another excellent episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In celebration of this summer's release of Man of Steel and also the announcement of a Batman/Superman movie at comic-con that all you DC nerds are jerking off to, we've decided to take a look at a couple of older DC inspired superhero movies. This episode, Mark, Philip, and myself have decided to check out 1978's Superman as well as the sparkling dildo filled movie from 1984, Supergirl. In this podcast you'll hear such things as Mark's opinion on the character of Superman, the logic behind the "Ferris Bueler" way of reversing something bad that's happened, as well as anything having to do with Supergirl being referred to as purely terrible. Enjoy!

MPM: S05/E19 - SyFy Sharkathon!

Sharktopus | Sharknado - Hello everyone and happy Shark Week! In celebration of the glorious week dedicated to our toothy friends of the sea, we've decided to once again roast two of the many, many terrible movies out there featuring them. This time, we dive into two more recent SYFY creations that pay homage to Roger Coreman. In this episode, we podcast about Sharktopus and the brand new Sharknado. In this podcast you'll hear Philip, Mark, and myself talk about the logic of blowing up tornadoes with bombs, discect Tara Reid's career, plastic surgery, and Playboy shoot, as well as move John Heard (dad from Home Alone) up in our MPM actor standings. Enjoy, and we hope this is a great way to end your 2013 Shark Week