MPM: Ep. 370 - Yor Next!

Yor | Conquest - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 370 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart chooses a couple of 80's "fantasy" films for us to watch this week, so we roast through Lucio Fulci's Conquest from 1983, and Yor: Hunter From The Future! In this episode, we talk about sidekicks that are better than the main heroes, we analyze the use of pteradactyls as gliders, and get pissed at titles that spoil movies. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 369 - The Jazz Drumming Of Murder

The Man From Nowhere | I Saw The Devil - Hey friends and listeners! We're back! We apologize for the staggering of episodes, but sometimes life throws us things we can't control. Either way, it's good to be back and we appreciate you sticking with us. Phil chooses a couple of South Korean crime dramas for us to go through this week, and we go through The Man From Nowhere and I Saw The Devil. In this episode, we talk about our favorite movie dismemberments, we question how many serial killers there are in South Korea, and we discuss the emo hair movie transition. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 368 - Hell: The Board Game By Milton Bradley

City of the Living Dead | The Gate - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 368 of Motion Picture Meltdown! We finish up our recent spoooooky episodes with a couple of picks from Dehart. This week, we roast through Lucio Fulci's City of the Living Dead and The Gate. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our favorite movie hell gates as well as where we'd put them, we wonder if The Gate was meant for kids or not, and discuss that you always aim for the dick. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 367 - The PotatoBread Man

The Blair Witch Project | The Company of Wolves - Hello listeners! Welcome to episode 367 of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our spooky October picks with a couple of Phil's choices. This week, we roast through The Blair Witch Project from 1999 and 1984's lesser-known werewolf movie, The Company of Wolves. In this episode, we talk about our favorite spooky woods in movies, we give some respect for OG Blair Witch being a trailblazer, and we talk about want to snuggle all the good boi dogs. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 366 - We Have An Ahab!

Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon | What We Do In The Shadows - Hello friends and listeners! Welcome to episode 366 of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our spooky season as Cheats chooses a couple horror mockumentary films, Behind The Mask: The Rise of Lesle Vernon and What We Do In The Shadows. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our own movie mockumentaries, we try to be werewolves, not swearwolves, and we discuss the uniqueness of creating a movie that completely splits genres. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 365 - Goths of the Frontier

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark | Elvira's Haunted Hills - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 365 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Spooky Season is upon us and we're going to be releasing spooky episodes every week this month! I kick things off this week and we roast through Elvira: Mistress of the Dark and Elvira's Haunted Hills. In the episode, we talk about which horror genres still bother us, we talk about how much we appreciate boob humor, and Phil calls out J.K. Rowling. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 364 - Scud, Top-Notch, Barf & Bonereaper

1990: The Bronx Warriors | Wheels of Fire - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 364 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats chooses the movies this week and we do a couple of blind pick post-apocalyptic films from the 80's. We roast through 1990: The Bronx Warriors & Wheels of Fire. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our very own gang names, we talk about how flamethrowers should be used all the time, and we talk about or love of smooth jazz cadences. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 363 - The Yes-Yes Board

Witchboard | Ouija - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 363 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry we missed a week, but hurricanes seem to have the effect on us! This week, I choose a couple of spooky flicks for us to watch, and we roast through a movie Mark "The Shark" Hinton brought up many years ago, Witchboard, as well as a 2014 counterpart, Ouija. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our own evil toys, I unleash my rage about PG-13 horror movies, and we come up with all sorts of ways to "use" a ouiJA board. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 362 - Check Under The Name Terri Yist

Hey friends and listeners! Thanks for tuning in to episode 362 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart chooses the flicks and we celebrate a couple of Rutger Hauer movies in honor of his passing. We watch Wanted: Dead or Alive, and Blind Fury. In this episode, we pick our favorite movie hideouts, we wonder if Rutger is wearing an old woman wig, and we discuss terrorist coverage on rent-a-cars. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 361 - Every Man Gets Left Behind!

Showgirls | Starship Troopers (Revisit) - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 361 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Phil chooses the movies this week, and decides to bring a couple of Paul Verhoeven flicks to the table. In a special MPM Classic segment, we revisit Starship Troopers, which was on the long lost first season of MPM, as well as one of worst received movies of all time, Showgirls. In this episode, you'll hear us create our own film based on just the name, we question the usage of waterboarding during sex, and Cheats gets a little uncomfortable when we talk about the brain bug. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 360 - Wesker Do's & Wesker's Don'ts

Resident Evil: Retribution | Resident Evil: The Final Chapter - Hey friends and listeners! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown. FINALLY we have come to the end to the heaping trash pile known as the Resident Evil franchise. Cheats finishes things up with Resident Evil: Retribution and Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. In this episode, we bring up our least favorite sequels, we finally realize Paul W.S. Anderson's true plan, and we figure out, and once against notice that continuity really doesn't matter. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 359 - Johnson McClane

San Andreas | Skyscraper - Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning into Episode 359 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Now that Kung Fu-ly is over, we're back on our regularly scheduled bullshit. With the release of Hobbs & Shaw, we thought a Dwayne Johnson Summer Blockbuster episode was in order, so I picked San Andreas and Skyscraper for us to roast through. In this episode, you'll hear us replace exisitng Summer Blockbuster actors with wrestlers, we talk about how wholesome Dwayne Johnson is, and Phil goes full Apple fanboy again. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 358 - Bunfire Of The Vanities

Kung Fu-ly Episode 4 - Shaolin Soccer | Kung Fu Hustle - Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning into episode #358 of Motion Picture Meltdown! We finish up Kung Fu-ly with a couple of my favorite Kung Fu movies. This week, we check out two Stephen Chow directed Chinese movies, Shaolin Soccer and Kung Fu Hustle. In this episode, we talk about our favorite fighting styles, we may have found the best Bruce Lee references ever, and decide the best disguise is a hair change. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 357 - P Is For Pain, K Is For Kill

Kung Fu-ly Episode 3 - The One | Unleashed - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 357 of Motion Picture Meltdown, and episode 3 of our very first Kung Fu-ly! This week, Dehart chooses a couple of Jet Li movies he hadn't seen, and we roast through The One and Unleashed. In this episode you'll hear us admit to the NuMetal we still force ourselves to listen to, we reflect on how great of an actor Bob Hoskins was, and Phil questions whether Morgan Freeman has engaged in sexual acts with a piano. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 356 - Open-Faced Funeral

Kung Fu-ly Episode 2 -Game of Death | Fist Of Fury - Hey folks! Welcome to episode 356 of Motion Picture Meltdown, and our second episode for Kung Fu-ly! Talking about martial arts wouldn't be complete without Bruce Lee, so Phil chooses a couple Bruce Lee flicks from the 70's. This week, we roast through Game of Death and Fist of Fury. In this episode, we talk about our first experiences with Kung Fu, we bring up the similarities in these two movies with the Kill Bill films, and we talk about how you replace a Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 355 - Disney's Bum Fights

Kung Fu-ly Episode 1 - Man of Tai Chi | 47 Ronin - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 355 of Motion Picture Meltdown, and episode 1 of our very first Kung Fu-ly! Cheats kicks it off with picking a couple lesser-known Keanu Reeves films, and we roast through The Man of Tai Chi and 47 Ronin! This week, you'll hear us talk about the Agents of Wholesome, Phil and I debate on the acting chops of Keanu, and we reveal the secrets of the Five-Finger Palm Exploding Ass Technique. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 354 - The Blood Remembers

Hellraiser: Bloodline | Jason X - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 354 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart picks a couple of horror movies from popular franchises that decide to take their characters into space! We roast through Hellraiser: Bloodline and Jason X. In this episode, we come up with our own space movie for established franchises, we talk about Pinhead's Pet Paradise, and discuss magic machetes. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 353 - We're Evil So You Don't Have To Be

Resident Evil: Afterlife | Monster Trucks - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 353 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats chooses the movies and of course he makes us watch Resident Evil: Afterlife as well as Monster Trucks. In this episode, you'll hear us hype up monster truck rallies, we take a deep dive into Resident Evil 5, 4, in 3D...which is 7. We also talk about Umbrella Corporation's new slogan...Forget. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 352 - Surprise! You're A Vampire Now

The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf | Bad Moon - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 352 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil picks a couple of werewolf movies that none of us had seen, and we roast through The Howling II: Your Sister Is A Werewolf and Bad Moon. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our favorite weird movie orgies, we give you a PSA on trusting your dog, and feel bad for Christopher Lee. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 351 - The Four Bugmen

Mosquito | Mansquito - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 351 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry for the staggered posts lately, life has just gotten a bit crazy for us. But regardless, we're back! We didn't get to do the Monster Month of May this year, so we're just running it into June! I pick the movies this week, and we roast through the 1994(1995?) creature feature, Mosquito, as well as the 2005 SYFY Channel flick, Mansquito (MosquitoMan). In this episode, we choose which bug-man amalgamation we would become, we create bug wrestling faction, and say "slurp" 100 times. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 350 - Pimpin' IS Easy

El Topo | Santa Sangre - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 350 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart picks a couple of films from Alejandro Jodorowsky. We go through Santa Sangre and El Topo! In this episode, we talk about whether we prefer trash or art movies, we question the amount of drugs that directors should make their cast take, and go through a day in the life of the circus. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 349 - The Pizza & Drugs Delivery Service

Shrooms (Revisit) | Slice - Hey everyone! Welcome to episode 349 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil takes us on a ride in his time machine, and we re-visit the very first episode of MPM in 2009. He introduces a new segment called MPM Classics, where we re-roast movies from the first season, that can't be found anywhere online. This week, we go back and take another look at Shrooms, as well as the new 2018 flick, Slice! In this episode, you'll hear us talk about new segments we'd like to add to the show, we talk about the realism of pizza place jobs, and we all get to hear a 10 year-old Cheats screech. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 348 - The MantiHardCore

Resident Evil: Extinction | Sorceress - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats picks the flicks, and we check out an 80's high-fantasy movie produced by Roger Corman called Sorceress, as well as continue down the desolate wasteland road through the Resident Evil franchise, and roast through Resident Evil: Extinction. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about what type of fantasy animal companion we'd like, me and Cheats get mad at the scientific nonsense in Resident Evil, and we discuss that just because you can turn blue doesn't mean you have powers. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 347 - Dylan McDermott To Hell

Hardware | Hologram Man - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! I choose the movies this week, and we take a look at a couple lesser-known science fiction flicks from the 1990's. In this episode, we roast through Hardware and Hologram Man. You'll hear us choose obscure weapons for our personal killbots, we talk about how ionizing things makes them way better, and wonder how much of a Demolition Man ripoff one of these movies is. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 346 - Chad Knifehucker M.D.

Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror | Nightmare City - Hey everyone! Welcome to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, we roast through a couple Italian zombie movies of Dehart's choosing. We go through Burial Ground: The Nights Of Terror, as well as Nightmare City. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our most recent encounters with something disgusting, we applaud the use of practical boobie effects and gore, and try to apply the Benny Hill theme to everything. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 345 - Snap Into A Slim James!

Repo Man | Under The Skin - Hey everyone! Thanks for tuning in for another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Phil chooses the movies this week, and gives us a platter of different Science Fiction taste, as we go through Repo Man and Under The Skin. In this episode, we talk about which alien races we'd be ok being abducted by, talk about the amazing career of Harry Dean Stanton, and Stephen admits he'd jump directly in the van with a murderdous ScarJo. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 344 - The Apple Nosepods

Resident Evil: Apocalypse | Ultraviolet - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats picks the flicks, and we roast through Ultraviolet and Resident Evil: Apocalypse. In this episode, we talk about our favorite Resident Evil games, we once again wonder if one of these films is an embezzlement, and we discuss whether Ultraviolet was the worst pick Cheats has made us watch. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 343 - A Shaqademy Education

Kazaam | Steel - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Bryan Moriarty from the Nerdonomy podcast joins as we roast through a couple of 90's Shaq movies. As a split pick between Stephen & Bryan, we go through Kazaam and Steel. In this episode, we talk about the best basketball player actors, we pick which 90's iconic character or celebrity we would want to be, and Phil gets way too worked up about CG French toast. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 342 - Extortionist Butt Knees

Resident Evil | Silent Hill - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats gives us the picks this week, and we roast through a couple of 2000's video game adaptations. We go through Resident Evil and Silent Hill. In this episode, you'll hear us create our own terrible video game movies, we compare the CG in Resident Evil to a terrible law firm ad, and wonder how someone can remember something in old timey movie theater vision. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 341 - Robot Bores

Robot Wars (1993) | Robot Wars (2016) - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Phil sits this week out, and Cheats picks a couple robot movies with the same name. We roast through Robot Wars from 1993, and Robot Wars (Killbox) from 2016. In this episode you'll hear us describe how we handled the Robopocalypse, we talk about the benefits of scorpion travel, and that you should never eighth-ass a romance. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 340 - The Lesser Hemsworth

Triangle | Satan's Triange - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Because of my recent shenanigans with making the crew watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, Phil steals on of my picks and we collaborate on a couple of Bermuda Triangle movies. This week, we roast through Satan's Triangle from 1975, as well as Triangle from 2009. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our own Bermuda Triangle theories, we wonder exactly how hard a dead swordfish's sword is, and Cheat gets aggravated again for our usage of "sucked off". Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 339 - Maximum Fruitality

Bad Boys | Beverly Hills Cop - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Metldown! We finish up MPM's Black History Month with a couple of Cheats' picks. He chooses the classic 80's cop movie starring Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop, as well as the 1995 action favorite, Bad Boys. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about the "loose cannon" scale, Phil talks Bad Boys in relation to Point Break, and our jaws drop when we see how much money Eddie Murphy has made the movie industry. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 338 - Wisely Snipes

White Men Can't Jump | Passenger 57 - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue MPM Black History Month with a couple flicks that starred possibly the best and most popular black action star of all time, Wesley Snipes! For this week, Phil picks White Men Can't Jump and Passenger 57. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our favorite "Yo momma" jokes, we bring up how common it was to highjack planes, and we once again talk about what a garbage human Tom Sizemore is. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 337 - The Nipple Per Minute Ratio

The Human Tornado | Disco Godfather - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're continuing our MPM Black History Month with a couple classic Rudy Ray Moore Blaxsploitation movies. This week, we roast through The Human Tornado and Disco Godfather. You'll hear us talk about our favorite drug freakouts in movies, we wonder if there is ever too much disco, and I still think egg-drop soup is too eggy. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 336 - Welcome To Podcast Hell!

Tales From The Hood | Tales From The Hood 2 - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! After a great response last year, we've decided to do another MPM Black History Month, where we only highlight films that are directed, acted, or written by African-Americans. In this episode, we roast through one of the staple horror anthologies from the 90's, Tales From The Hood, as well as the recent 2018 sequel, Tales From The Hood 2. Both of these movies were directed by Rusty Cundieff (The Chappelle Show) and executive produced by Spike Lee. You'll hear us talk about our personal hell, we talk about how relevant the stories from the 90's are twenty-five years later, and we argue whether big villains are scarier than small villains. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 335 - Individually Wrapped Cleese Slice

The Time Travelers | Time Bandits - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, our non-existent special guest Ed picks the films, and we roast through The Time Travelers from 1964 as well as the Terry Gilliam 80's fantasy flick, Time Bandits. In this episode, you'll hear us decide whether we would go into an alternate dimension, we wonder if you can have anything British without John Cleese, and we discuss the VHS tapes we wore out as children. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 334 - I Like Big Buddhas And I Cannot Lie

Boxer's Omen (Mo) | The Seventh Curse - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart picks a couple of crazy Chinese black magic movies for us to watch, and we roast through Boxer's Omen (Mo) and The Seventh Curse. In this episode, you'll hear us describe our most wtf moments in movies in our podcast past, we discuss the true size of crocodile eggs, and Phil wonders if he was just tripping balls while watching these at 4AM. Enjoy!

MPM: Ep. 333 - Rise Of The Manchines

Eliminators | R.O.T.O.R - Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats picks a couple of mandroid movies for us to roast through this week. We check out Eliminators and R.O.T.O.R. In this episode, Cheats asks us about our favorite colloquialisms, Phil lobbies for Eliminators action figures, and we argue over the size of 1980's electric wheelchairs. Enjoy!